HAROLD: What am I supposed to do about it? DONKEY: Shes into superstitions / Black cats and voodoo dollssing it, Puss! Prince Charming holds out his hand and Fiona eventually takes it. Bandits! - FAR FAR AWAY PALACE. GODMOTHER: Cinderella! Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon. GODMOTHER: Ill make you fancy, Ill make you great. Hansel and Gretel! Harold leaps in front of Shrek and gets hit by the wand's zap as a horrible sacrifice to the kingdom! NOBLEMAN: Oh, you poor creature! Shrek? HAROLD: Uh, darling. Donkey is walking behind Shrek, who is still carrying Puss. SHREK: Quit messing around! Look, guys. If you remember, I helped you with your happily ever after. Puss tries to force the potion through and the glass starts to crack. GODMOTHER: Have Fiona drink this and shell fall in love with the first man she kisses, which will be Charming. FIONA: Mom, dad. The Three Little Pigs launch one of themselves at Godmother using a blanket as a slingshot. SHREK: Thats OK, buddy. Yeah! Shrek sits down on a nearby rock, looking down. JOAN: Everyone whos anyone has turned out to honor Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek and, oh my, the outfits look gorgeous! DONKEY: [singing] Two can be as bad as one. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. SHREK: Now lets go before they light the torches. Until the sun went down and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Hansel and Gretel skip down the carpet hand in hand, tossing bread crumbs along their path. Finally, the Shrek script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz. Five more of the dronkeys come flying in and jump all over Donkey. He will rue the very day he stole my kingdom from me! Tell the truth, will I ever play the violin again? Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are walking through a clearing. It is a sequel to the previous film . Charming shrugs at the Fairy Godmother, who is across the room and by the stage. DORIS: Are you kidding? My gosh! Ha-ha! Lets go, Shrek! I already have a true love. And right behind them, Tom Thumb and Thumbelina! Shrek looks down at Donkey and pats his head. Woo! Im Im not in the mood. LILLIAN: Oh, stop being such a drama king. Thats a really big problem! Harold walks up to Cedric, a servant, who is carrying a bowl. Look at him! HAROLD: Ah, yes. MAIDEN #1: Oh! Shrek 2 (video game) | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom in: Video Games Shrek 2 (video game) Edit Narrator: Newlywed fever continued to rise in the swamp and dear Fiona couldn't be happier. We missed you at dinner. Shrek runs up to Fiona. O-otherwise Im up all night. Harold tries to start walking back but Lillian urges him forward. Charming, who is now standing up from his seat, is sat down by Godmother and shushed. Harold and Lillian are with servants outside in a courtyard, looking at different samples of carpet. FIONA: Of course! GODMOTHER: Where have all the good men gone / And where are all the gods? W--w--we dont even have dental. HAROLD: Uh, no, you must be mistaking me for someone else. The Three Little Pigs shake their heads and light the match themselves. INT. Presenting Princess Fiona and her new husband, Prince Shrek! DONKEY: Oh, no, no. Or did someone let the cat out of the bag? FIONA: DadIve been thinking about what you said. He sees the mouse's tail sticking out from Puss' mouth. DONKEY: Well, I guess there is one thing Donkey drops the act and Puss jumps out from behind him, pointing his sword at the nobleman. SHREK: Its a cat, Donkey. HAROLD: Well, what did you expect?! SHREK: I mean, dont you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this? Is he really that good-looking? Up one floor from Fiona's room, Harold stands at a balcony. In the city, palm trees not too far off fall down one after the other. Help; in: Transcripts, DreamWorks Transcripts, Shrek Transcripts. Well, lets explore that, shall we? Godmother addresses the crowd and conjures herself a flashy, red dress. Fiona steps out and the lets the door slam behind her. The music stops and Fiona's fancy dress turns to dust. The wand's magic hits Pinocchio and he turns back into his puppet self. Godmother steps out the balcony and flies away in the pink carriage with Kyle driving. Harold's ceremonial armor chestplate deflects the magical trail back to hit Godmother. I do it all the time. It is an orange cat, wearing a hat, cape, boots, and brandishing a fencing sword. Charming and Fiona walk down the hallway away from Harold and Lillian. Shrek, this is a bad idea. / Nip and tuck, here and there / To land that prince with the perfect hair--. ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen! Mongo instead grabs a giant coffee mug on top of a Farbucks Coffee building. Exquisite. Someone is looking at Shrek and Donkey from up in a tree. It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. And then we're gonna go back to the swamp where we belong. FIONA: Dad says Im going away for a while. DONKEY: We cant be lost! Oh[laughs] No ogres! Head em up! Puss throws off his cape, sticks his sword into the ground, and leaps towards Shrek. I was so hoping you would approve. When did this happen? QUEEN LILLIAN: I think thats our little girl. They eventually come across an abandoned barn in the forest. SHREK: Good! What do you think I am, some kind of a. Puss purrs and Shrek marvels at his cuteness. I will always be here to make sure nobody bothers you! I know youre feeling bad, but you gotta let your own--. PUSS: But its impossible! Im sorry. Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing. He goes over to the fireplace to warm up, but notices Fiona's childhood toys on the mantelpiece. Shes finally found the prince of her dreams. Move em on! Okay, we're just gonna have a look around. I was just taking care of your love nest for you. Shrek swings Pinocchio by his strings and throws him at Godmother. Gingy groans and slides down the string. PUSS: Finally! They continue to dance. Oh! DONKEY: Hey, whats going on? Puss and Donkey start singing "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. Donkey stands in the doorway. Surrounding the walls is a deep moat and the drawbridge over it has been pulled up. . Donkey races to the wand. Doris sets a bottle of milk on the table. Shrek 2/Home media | Fanon Kingdom Wiki | Fandom in: Home media, Shrek 2, Shrek Shrek 2/Home media View source General Trivia Gallery Soundtrack Quotes Transcript Trailer transcripts Credits Home media Home video releases of Shrek 2 . Aren't you two a sight for sore eyes! DONKEY: See this is why nobody likes ogres. FIONA: Dear Diary. SHREK: Look! FURNITURE: The kind of girl a prince would date! SHREK: Welllook out, princess. Donkey! HAROLD: I can hardly believe that, Lillian. He knocks on the door and an eye peeks out. Crowds of people are gathered by the red carpet as celebrities walk down it. Puss reaches back for his hat just before the gate slams down. Everybody dig in! Donkeys dont purr. She braces herself and Donkey makes the popping noise again. The crowd claps. You know I had the hardest time finding this place. After a silence, we cut to Fiona throwing the last of their luggage into the back of their carriage. FIONA: Well you know were always happy to see you, Donkey. The battle axe is tossed into Harold's hands. Im Im. Shrek drinks the rest of the potion. SHREK: I guess it means itll affect Fiona, too. Lillian walks off, and Harold follows after lingering for a few moments. SHREK: See this is why nobody likes ogres. Gingy takes the key and runs across Pinocchio's nose as it continues to grow with each denial. The elves run away as Shrek jumps up and grabs onto a pulley system that leads back to the entrance. Doris walks up to Charming and tries to kiss him. Shrek drops Puss to the ground and he screeches. SHREK: All right, big fella! My donkey senses are tingling all over. Not me. We are not going! DONKEY: Head em up! Fiona pushes open the front doors of the palace and looks out at the rain. The woman floats up to her and pops the bubble. JEROME: Uh a little. FIONA: No! Lillian cringes. Shrek passes out and falls down. Transcript A light shines down on a storybook. DONKEY: It looks like you most certainly am are! Dont you, honey? He looks up at a tower that rises above the rest of the castle, a light shining from its window. FIONA: Theres just one problem. FIONA: WellShrek owns his own land. He takes off his hair net and dramatically swishes his hair. Oh I do believe we can make this work to our advantage. SHREK: Midnight?! Eyes slowly open. Is there anything I can do for you? Staring down from above through a grate is Pinocchio, Ginny, Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice. No. LILLIAN: Ugh, you act as if love is totally predictable. Fiona looks hesitantly at Charming and then back at Godmother. The fireball hit him square in the gumdrop. Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other. Fiona gest out of bed and walks over to the mirror to wash her face. Give him the Bob Barker treatment! That's a good question. The mouse lands with a thud. Not only for your daughter. EVER. GODMOTHER: You see, ogres dont live happily ever after. The pig grabs onto Godmother's leg and she tries to shake him off. And throughout the land, everyone was happy. I was actually hoping you might join me for a morning hunt. This script is a transcript . Ill park the car. Book transitions to Prince Charming, wearing a knight's armor and red cape, riding on horseback. Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey get in the carriage and set out for Far Far Away. Everyone on the couch sits with their mouths wide open. Shrek puts the hazmat suit on which only manages to cover his head. The game was developed by Luxoflux for the PlayStation 2, . PAGE: uhPrince Charming. One of the mice carries the a lit match to light the fuse, but falls through the grate. I dont want to die. GODMOTHER: Sleeping Beauty. MIRROR: Well be right back with the Royal Far Far Away Ball after these messages. Im looking for the Ugly Stepsister. Two women take note of their carriage and start following it. Hold the phone. FIONA: Him? Harold knocks on a door and lets himself in. Puss walks up with two women by his side. Puss and Donkey, yall. Dragon blows a cloud in the shape of a heart. CHARMING: Fiona, my dearest, if theres one thing I know, its that love is full of surprises. PUSS: Whatever happens, I must not cry! Thumbelina? HAROLD: Lets not be rash, darling. Donkey kicks into a faster pace and towards the Far Far Away Palace. What kind of title is that? They just want to give you their blessing. Unlike its predecessor, the score for Shrek 2 was only composed by Harry Gregson-Williams. [laughs] And just a hint oflust! PUSS: Oh, uh sorry. CEDRIC: That would be the dogs breakfast, Your Majesty. I ain't never got over that. Shes a princess, and youre an ogre. Man, that stinks! PINOCCHIO: Im not flipping anywhere, sir, until I see Shrek and Fiona. I mean really, hes the ogre. Ill be your true love! CHARMING: Oh, put it away, Junior! Taut, round buttocks?! Srie Shrek Shrek 2 (2004) Pour plus de dtails, voir Fiche technique et Distribution Shrek est un film d' animation amricain en images de synthse ralis par Andrew Adamson et Vicky Jenson et sorti en 2001 . He lies down beside them. Dynamite sticks are rigged to the grate. One of the mice is running to catch up. Donkey comes bursting into the room from the kitchen. Of course, not! Already our minds are becoming one. Godmother smiles. If one of you drinks this, you both will be fine. Shrek looks uneasy as people in the streets stop and stare. They run happily thru a meadow where an angry mob emerges chasing after them. He opens it, and Fiona's voice reads it in his head. The clerk hands her their order in a bad, and then a large battle-axe. Mongo watches the gumdrop drop to the ground, still on fire, and lets out a Godzilla-esque roar. Fairy Godmother hovers her way across the red carpet. Working hard or hardly working, eh, Mac? That's good point Larry. Shrek admires the new "him" in the mirror and waves at three noblewomen ogling at him. SHREK: I just really need to make things work with this guy. Well never get in. Well, heres to us, Fiona. Im going! Shrek grabs the bottle. GINGY: I hate these ball shows! GODMOTHER: Oh no, no, of course its not, dear. Mongo's arms start to crack as the guards try to pull the drawbridge back up. Whats happening, everybody? VIAF ID. Well just have to come up with something smarter. No! DONKEY: Shrek, Fiona knows youd do anything for her. PUSS:I feel a premonition / That girls gonna make me fall, PUSS: Shes into new sensations / New kicks in the candlelight, DONKEY & PUSS: Shes got a new addiction / For every day and night / Shell make you take your clothes off / And go dancing in the rain / Shell make you live her crazy life / But shell take away your pain / Like a bullet to your brain / Upside inside out / Living la vida loca. Thats not my husband. Harold runs over to them. A light shines down on a same storybook from the first movie. The page smacks him on the head with his scroll. Charming is tossing a rose around his mouth. (turns to the clerk) Er okay. Puss in Boots: This is going to be a problem. SHREK: And guess what, princess? DONKEY: Im trotting, Im trotting in place! DONKEY: Hey! The water is rancid and the two fish are clearly dead. "Head to the darkest part of the woods", DONKEY: "Past the sinister trees with those scary-looking branches.". Dont you remember when we were young? The carriage door is opened and Sleeping Beauty falls onto the carpet, still sleeping. He enters the princess's room and makes his way to her bed where a figure lays down, obscured by the bed's curtains. Ill be giggling to myself. I was just reading a, uha scary book. Donkey solemnly walks out the door and shuts it behind him. Shrek, Fionawill you accept an old frogs apologies and my blessing? Weve got a big order to fill! Shrek 2, released in the United States on 21 May 2004, is the 2004 sequel to the 2001 computer-animated DreamWorks Pictures film Shrek. The two giggle and Shrek takes her in his arms. DONKEY: Hey, baby! Harold tries to get the attention of the bartender. SHREK: Yeah?..Oh! Transcript A light shines down on a storybook. Pretend theres nothing wrong! Nobody said I have the right to remain silent! We dont want to hit traffic! DONKEY: Oh its kind of a long story but, see, Shrek and I took some magic potion. Welcome to Friars Fat Boy, may I take your order? Oh, sweetheart. He gasps and drops the pail onto the floor. Shrek takes another look out the window and sees Fiona, Charming, Lillian, and Harold head inside from the balcony. He helped rescue me from the dragon. SHREK: "Happily Ever After Potion. Well take care of everything. Whos this?! [chuckles] And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. Charming pulls his sword out from its sheath and starts swinging it around. Do you want me to pack for you? HAROLD: Uh, nothing! He starts to feel his new body. I know it would mean the world to Fiona. PRICILLA: Well, hi there! Youre behaving like a. The son gets a look at the scene and tries to hide back inside. More time passes and they are riding through thick snow. Thieves! Donkey whinnies and rears back onto his hind legs, knocking Puss off. Posed similarly, Puss runs over to Shrek and Donkey's unconscious bodies. SHREK Oh, you mean like. It's been years! Shrek 2/Transcript < Shrek 2. The king and queen start walking forward and talk amongst themselves. Fiona grabs the rose and puts it in her mouth, stopping him. To live happily ever after. DONKEY: ltll be better in the morning. Look at what hes done to you. Shrek and Puss laugh. The shelves are filled with different potions. GODMOTHER: A sporty carriage to ride in style / Sexy man boy chauffeur, Kyle. Shrek Forever After Act l Goodnight Junior Shrek Forever After Act ll Closing Countertop (Fade back to Bob and Larry on the countertop) Bob: I feel like I always say this, but wow, Larry, that was great! NIGHT. Hes with us. Donkey eyes Puss suspiciously as he whispers into Shrek's ear. Your friend Charlie. Harold sticks his finger into the bowl and tastes it. 0 references. The crowd cheers and Puss and Donkey take to the stage. CHARMING: Im just playing the part, Fiona. Puss continues to climb up and stop every so often. Shrek stares back at Fiona, still asleep, then sighs. GODMOTHER: A pinch of passion. Fiona demonstrates that the bowl he ate from is for washing his hands. HAROLD: Shall we say 7:30 by the old oak? Connected to it is a giant factory with colored gases rising out from its chimneys. The show freezes frame on Shrek's face as a knight sprays him with a pepper shaker again. Shrek starts knocking at the door and a shelf moves over to block it. Theyre not like that. A crossing guard dressed in full armor brings them to a halt as a limousine-esque carriage passes by. Puss leaps back over them, cartwheeling in the air, lands back in his boots and picks up his hat and sword. The knights proceed to throw Shrek, Donkey, and Puss into the back of a metal wagon. My mother, she is sick. DONKEY: You do now. She is knocked back, but appears to be unscathed. You have engaged my valuable servicesyour Majesty. So thats it, you wont come? Its going to be champagne wishes and caviar dreams from now on!