Sherman Klump : I hate this guy, he is so obnoxious. Let me tell you something Chantal Grandma Klump Sherman Klump Murphy allegedly came up with the weight loss theme of the movie while watching a daytime chat shows segment on the topic. If you give me a moment, I can explain. You're the one that brought up colon cleansin' and all that mess! Look at my chest! I said I was going to get my colon cleaned. | Oh! No, my cleaning lady is, uh--cleaning lady's sick, so I got to clean up myself. No, no, no Sherman : Make it funky! Yeah, I got to tell you, I'm a Jumbo Jack man myself, if you know what I mean. I know them because if you're *not* perfect, nevermind the yelling, the screaming and the firing. Buddy Love The Nutty ProfessorNutty Professor II: The Klumps. Sherman Klump Sherman, Sherman. Here you go: Filesize: 20 KB. Papa Klump : Yeah, come on! Grandma Klump : Eddie Murphy is also Papa Klump and Mama Klump and Grandma Klump.Buy/Rent The Nutty Professor! Sherman : Shame on you. I don't know, but enough is enough. : : By uploading custom images and using Oh yeah? [Buddy cackles, Sherman's conscious comes back] Earl Scheib! A big ole whopper right now! Whatcha talking' about cover your plate? Mama Klump It's a free online image maker that lets you add custom resizable text, images, and much more to templates. : But I'm gonna tell you something, I gotta a razor in this here bag. Anna, please! [furiously] : You outta your goddamn mind. Fireman Stripper : Hey! : I'm thin! Sherman Klump Who you growling at, fat boy? Search, discover and share your favorite Nutty Professor GIFs. I didn't think you and I would ever, you know How can I put it? You really think I'd be listening to you. My shite? I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty. Klumpville. You say one more word Mama Klump More importantly, I'm going to have to accept *myself* for who I am. I didn't really get a good look at him. : Buddy Love Baker and his team would go on to win the Academy Award for Best Makeup for The Nutty Professor. : Funny you ask. and to my extreme left, this lady is suffering from what we like to call tank ass. [Buddy has already beat them to the lobby]. Grandma Klump Buddy Love : Dean Richmond : Mr. Wilson Upload new template Popular My Nutty Professor grandma Blank View All Meme Templates (1,000s more.) And I just don't want to be alone anymore. : Papa Klump I can! I'm afraid there is. Cletus! : Buddy Love Who am I? Now that's what I call the Muy Caliente El Negro Special! Want your share of what? Mama Klump : Mexican band : [reaches for Denise's food across the buffet table]. : Nice lady! : Buddy Grandma Klump: Come on Cletus, come on right now! I wouldn't have even thought about that. Sherman? Professor Carla Purty Mama Klump Papa Klump: Timeout!Let me call a timeout on that Yeah, I was gonna say 'fat,' but 'big' is better. : [to Carla] Wait, wait, wait, your mother's so fat, after sex I roll over twice, and I'm still on the bitch! You know, at first, I thought you was old-ass Raisinet riding on a skateboard. See you soon, Sherman! : Hey Cletus, who dat der piece of bisghetti remind you of? : Lord, my, my. Oh, come on, Carla what's the - hey! : Mama Klump I've got a date at the Alumni Ball, and you've got a date with linoleum. Dean Richmond Sherman Klump That's it, son. : Right: Personal. Papa Klump Cletus, the dog's ripped the garbage open again! Yes ma'am. You rotten. Papa Klump Denise You can add special image effects like posterize, jpeg artifacts, blur, sharpen, and color filters like grayscale, sepia, invert, and brightness. : [chuckles nervously] Buddy Love You can insert popular or custom stickers and other images including scumbag hats, deal-with-it : You don't need a breast reduction, just be more careful. Cletus, we supposed to be who we are and I'm just fine with who I am! to my immediate left, this young lady is suffering from what we like to call saddlebag syndrome. I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly. : Spending most of it either arguing with Cletus or embarrassing Sherman. Sherman, how you doing, baby? : Get back together Daddy, that's it! The Nutty Professor Comedy 1996 1 hr 35 min English audio PG-13 CC Buy or rent Eddie Murphy gives "the performances" of his career - playing seven roles! Granny Klump No! What? Professor Carla Purty Me and Isaac might be dried up geriatrics, but ain't nothing wrong with Isaac'a love tackle. If you gonna eat nasty stuff like this. You think you're gonna run your asshole by the car wash? [nearly faints]. : Sherman! Cletus, that is disgusting. Oh, Sherman! Well, then y'all gotta get back together then! Buddy Love [deadpan] Official Sites Miss Purty and I were just friends. Sherman Klump There have been new tracks added. So that's where Sherman's hiding the formula. : [as Grandma continues talking, to his wife], [comes out hiding handcuffs and lingerie hanging from the door]. put that away! [to himself] Anything I can get for you? What the hell are you looking at? Sherman ! Comments. Both feet. Big-ass city! Buddy Love Remove watermark from GIFs. Buddy Love You are the most brilliant man I've ever known. : : Papa Klump : : "below current image" setting. : The Nutty Professor: Directed by Tom Shadyac. By uploading custom images and using : Somewhere along the line, I got used to being alone. Isaac is the boyfriend of Ida Mae Jensen in Nutty Professor II: The Klumps. Remove "imgflip.com" watermark when creating GIFs and memes, Disable all ads on Imgflip (faster pageloads! [Anna gasps as Cletus grows offended, Chantel stops laughing]. Buddy Love Farewell, You Nutty Professor. I know a good church down there on Main Street, but they won't marry you if you're a lesbian. 12 11. ShinRider. : : Show them what the klumps are made of. At Earl Scheib! Professor Carla Purty [Answering door] I'm thin, I'm thin, oh! HER BELT SIZE IS EQUATOR! Buddy Love Grandma Klump : : | Professor Carla Purty You won't. Sherman Klump Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Nutty-Professor-Eddie-Murphy/dp/B001UNQY38/ref=sr_1_1iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/the-nutty-professor-1996/id300914224YouTube Movies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9Vao-TLosEGoogle Play: https://play.google.com/store/movies/details/The_Nutty_Professor?id=K9Vao-TLosE\u0026hl=en_USFandango Now: https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/the-nutty-professor-1996/1MVe3516c196cf3bb8435c423cb03bfdab6VUDU: https://www.vudu.com/content/movies/details/The-Nutty-Professor/4978Universal Pictures Home Entertainment: https://www.uphe.com/movies/the-nutty-professorEddie Murphy gives the \"performances\" of his career playing no less than seven roles in this uproarious Jekyll-and-Hyde comedy from Imagine Entertainment. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. including bold and italic. This is some scary shit! Like with Granny, Cletus Klump makes fun of his age and asks him how things are going on the Underground Railroad. I ain't nothin' but a big damn joke to you, ain't I, Anna! The latter of which is often started by Cletus saying a rude remark about her age, whenever he cannot stand to hear any more about her sex life. I don't want to hear about you old-ass geriatrics. Denise I didn't say nothing about putting no hose up nobody's ass. You know what's permanent? additional text boxes as you want with the Add Text button. Denise's Nosy Neighbor : I'll kick your lazy ass up. The Nutty Professor Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Caption this Meme All Meme Templates. Yeah, later on, me and Isaac gonna watch "Mating Season on the Serengeti." Take that pile of shit off your head. Oh you mean rich dummy terms? Then you can have him. Yeah, you are huh? In fact, Lewis version inspired Simmons comedy series Def Comedy Jam, which is referenced in the remake. Mr. Wilson Then you won't. [Carla slams the door and Sherman sees a little note on it]. And speaking of which, I shouldn't keep you from your research, so I'll catch up with you later? What's wrong with you, woman? Papa Klump In Nutty Professor II: The Klumps, Granny is shown to have a boyfriend named Isaac who is mute but has a high sex drive just like Granny. Dynamite! Timeout! Do you know how I know all these things? : Keep farting. : You'll hurt yourself. KieranCC. such as those found in Imgflip's collection of Meme Templates. Mama Klump [determined] : Yeah. : Sherman Klump : Mama Klump : Others like you also viewed Ida Mae Jensen Sherman Klump [to Reggie] If you only see 41, clear your browser cache! You sure she didn't die? Create. ), Crop, Rotate, Reverse, Forverse, Draw, Slow Mo, or add text & images to your GIFs, Max Total Resolution (Frames Width Height). : : He also executive produced its sequel, 2000s The Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps, and would go on to produce and star in a computer-animated sequel to his original filmalso called The Nutty Professorin 2008. [wedding guests scream in horror, Mama Klump faints], [Sherman's intelligence continues to deteriorate as he and Dean Richmond chase after the decomposing Buddy]. # grandma # threat # eddie murphy # the nutty professor # ill kick your ass # food # hungry # dinner # lunch # eddie murphy Sherman Klump I ain't listening to you! : Grandma Klump That ain't going no place. What's wrong with that breath? I'm sorry to interrupt, ladies and gentlemen! Buddy Love So, why don't I clean up and get back with you a little later. Cletus, I only told her 'cause she's got so much experience in sexual matters. [to Reggie] Sherman Klump I had two titties, now I have six. I'm leaving. Carla, please just listen! His reason: He thought the script had too many fart jokes. All spandex! Is there a fire? Mama Klump : Buddy Love And what I did was wrong. I'm not shootin' no dog! Juggling Mama Klump Clown (meme) MASTUHOSCG8845ISCOOL. Menu. Laugh your way through Eddie Murphys 1996 Academy Award-winning (see, youre learning things already!) : : I just don't wanna hurt her, Jason. [lets a loud fart, and Ernie Klump Jr. starts laughing harder and harder]. : You wanna do fat jokes? Grandma Klump Jason Yeah, like The Outer Limits. If you don't find the meme you want, browse all the GIF Templates or upload I'm thin, I'm thin, I'm thin! You can insert popular or custom stickers and other images including scumbag hats, deal-with-it You have to work! You get used to being overweight. Ignore him, Lord. Oh my, goodness! [Sherman does a perverted dance in front of a shocked Denise, and falls to the ground, sexually humping it]. Sweet Lord, give me strength. Well, if it isn't the world's oldest living Negro! additional text boxes as you want with the Add Text button. Thank you baby. I cannot believe I came over here feeling sorry for you! Buddy Love This is the ultimate Duke Nukem soundboard, with new stuff added as I find it. Buddy Love Papa Klump: She's an old bag with old bag tittie. [punches Cletus in the face]. Sexy Girl Please excuse me. Buddy Love ShinRiderNumber2. Papa Klump All the rich dummies in the room, listen up! Pinkett Smith, who plays Carla Purty, wasnt able to star in Independence Day with her then-boyfriend (and now-husband) Will Smith because she had already accepted her role in The Nutty Professor. I just had to come over and introduce myself because I've been following your work for many years and I'm a big fan! [Carla stands out the doorway listening in on them]. Dean Richmond : You, too, at home. Make a Meme Make a GIF Make a Chart Make a Demotivational Flip Through Images. Buddy Love Ain't nothin' like gettin' togetherwith family and havin' a good meal. Yes, I can! Party Guest Eddie Murphy is Dr. Sherman Klump. Wait, please! Sherman Klump : Don't make me have to whup nobody's ass in this church. : Use resolution of original template image, do not resize. You're sick! Professor Carla Purty : Well if it isn't the creator of Jumbo the Horny Hampster! Play. Mama Klump : Find GIFs with the latest and newest hashtags! Sort: Relevant Newest # clapping # . [to Denise] No, not Denise, I'm talking about Buddy! Buddy came here? dank memes. Sherman! With Eddie Murphy, Jada Pinkett Smith, James Coburn, Larry Miller. : Papa Klump : : nutty professor meme. : Ugh! sunglasses, speech bubbles, and more. 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